What's in a birthdate?

Doug's uncle sent this to us:

If you were born on June 15, 1970 like me, you are:

Age in years 38.01

Age in months 456

Age in days 13873

Age in hours 332949

Age in minutes 19976929

Age in seconds 1198615757

Age in milli seconds 119861575700

Age in weeks 97110

You were born on Monday

Here are some of our characteristics:

• Thinks far w/ vision
• Easily Influenced by kindness
• Polite & soft-spoken (well, sometimes)
• Having lots of ideas
• Sensitive
• Active mind
• Hesitating
• Tends to delay
• Choosy & wants the best
• Temperamental
• Funny & humorous
• Loves to joke
• Good debating skills
• Talkative
• Daydreamer
• Friendly
• Knows how to make friends
• Abiding
• Able to show character
• Easily hurt
• Prone to getting colds
• Loves to dress up
• Takes time to recover when getting hurt
• Brand conscious
• Executive
• Stubborn